F34- Combat Chaffinch- Sale now on!

Frightening Combat Hawk

Normally I just draw things for a living, but my uncle- who’s a bigshot at Lockheed Marvin- the big war planes supplier and US governmental lobbying company- thought I might be able to help him sell a few of these things by using my artistic skills to chuck together a nice advertising picture. Unpaid of course, but I get to say that I did it.

I don’t really know anything about war planes though, and frankly, neither does my uncle- he just talks loud and is convincing to middle-management- so I just had to guess at a few of the details. I’m confident it’s all fairly accurate.

Speed- Dead fast!
Range- All the way!
Payload- 2 big bombs and 4 little ones (not included)
Interior- Cream suede

Anyway, if you want to buy any planes please email: terry@lockheedmarvin.comĀ (Please no timewasters)
You need a big lawn so they can take off.